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"category:/Other/witcisms"
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Daniel Schorr
'taint necessarily so... --Daniel Schorr |
Jul 24, 2010 10:40:00 PM |
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Nerd Guru Humor
There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don’t. (Valid only for 2's complement). |
Apr 1, 2009 1:00:00 PM |
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Mailing list humor
A man, a miss, a car -- a curve,He kissed the miss and missed the curve -- Burma Shave (1948) |
Mar 21, 2009 1:08:00 PM |
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ISP blog humor
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. |
Mar 21, 2009 12:15:00 PM |
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Java Puzzler #1
Found on: mindlikeasword.com |
Mar 18, 2009 9:25:00 AM |
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The ultimate programmer interview puzzle
A hundred prisoners are each locked in a room with three pirates, one of whom will walk the plank in the morning. Each prisoner has 10 bottles of wine, one of which has been poisoned; and each pirate has 12 coins, one of which is counterfeit and weighs ... |
Mar 18, 2009 7:38:00 AM |
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alum.mit.edu humor
Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones that can. -- Third Law of Software Envelopment |
Mar 7, 2009 8:22:00 AM |
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acm.org geek humor
Never trust a computer you can't lift. |
Mar 6, 2009 9:19:00 AM |
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Engineering witicism
Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in the mud; after a while you realize you are muddy and the pig is enjoying it. |
Feb 28, 2009 12:57:00 PM |
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God knows...
God Knows what would be left of great men, rulers and warriors if all of their actions were translated into ordinary, everyday language. Leo Tolstoy - War and Peace. |
Feb 25, 2009 11:16:00 AM |
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Historical Events
In historical events, great people are the labels that give a name to an event, but just like labels, they have least of all to do with the actual event itself. Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace. |
Feb 16, 2009 9:44:00 AM |
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Henry David Thoreau
Yet some, not wise, go to the other side of the globe, to barbarous and unhealthy regions, and devote ten or twenty years, in that they may live,-that is, keep comfortably warm,- and die in New England at last. Henry David Thoreau - Walden - 1845 |
Feb 11, 2009 11:40:00 AM |
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Saying from: War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
Nothing provokes disdain like inequality and its reverse, firmness. |
Feb 11, 2009 11:19:00 AM |